倦怠ライフ・リターンズ！
作詞：畑 亜貴 作曲・編曲：菊谷知樹
歌：キョン(C.V.杉田智和)
コーラス：涼宮ハルヒ(C.V.平野 綾)
「ん、この気配は!」
「穏やかなる俺の 日常は、ある圧倒的な存在によって激変した!!」
やめとけと言うべきか？
どうせ徒労だろ
返事など聞いちゃいねえ
ムダに走るなよ 「転ぶぞ」
それよりも眠たくて… 放っといてくれ 「寝るな まだ前半だぞ!」
節エナジー大切に
すぐに呼び出しさ 「はい、急げ!」
あーなんでいつも 危険値大好調「爆発寸前!」
あー逃げる前に 悪夢がやってくる（早く行くわよっ！）「おお!?」
日常を壊すなよ 俺は普通に怠ける「そうだっ」
目標とかいいから どうでもいいから（何言ってるの!）
普通は偉大だぜ 学んだ自分褒めよう「よくできました」
巻き混まれた時は すぐにあきらめろ「だと思ったよ」
散々な目に遭えば
生き方変わる「嫌でもね」
台風の中心は
不気味に静かだ「嵐の前のなんとやら」
はーキタコレまた「んんっ」 予想斜め上で「悪いインターネットに毒されない!」
はーため息くらい つく権利はあるさ（さぁ始めるわっ!）「レディーゴー!」
ナンにも起こすなよ 奇天烈なんかいらない「必要ない!」
冒険とか無視だな でしょでしょ?無視だな（I believe you!）「でも」
尋常なる毎日 貴重すぎるなこの時期「大切にね」
いつかは戻るのか?やっぱあきらめる
「だめだこりゃ」
「もー我慢できんっ 悪いが、言わせてもらうぞ!
皆が仰天するような出来事なんてなぁ、そー簡単に転がってるものか!
隣の芝は青い!青すぎて、幸せっぽい鳥が見つからねぇ!
現実を見ろ!起きないから奇跡!
人の話を聞けーッ!!」
あーなんでいつも 危険値大好調
あー逃げる前に 悪夢が悪夢がやってくる（ブツブツ言わない!）
日常を壊すなよ 俺は普通に怠ける「そうだっ」
目標とかいいから どうでもいいから（よくないわよキョン!）「うるさいっ」
普通は偉大だぜ 学んだ自分褒めよう「やるじゃん」
巻き混まれた時は すぐにあきらめろ「が、頑張って」
いつか戻るのか?「そうそうそうそう」
やっぱあきらめろ「どっちなんだー!!」
「もう朝比奈さんも何か言ってやってください!
ほら長門も!ギターばっか弾いてないで!何か言えって!
はぁ・・・古泉、お前はいい、黙ってろ」
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[N, kono kehai ha...!
[Odayaka naru ore no nichijou ha, aru attou-teki na sonzai ni yotte gekihen-shita!!]
Yametoke to iu beki ka?
Douse torou daro
Henji nado kiichainee
Muda ni hashiru na yo [Korobu zo]
Sore yori nemutakute...
Hottoite kure [Neru na! Mada zenpan da zo!]
Fushi enajii taisetsu ni
Sugu ni yobidashi sa [Hai, isoge!]
Aa nande itsumo kikenchi daikouchou [Bakuhatsu sunzen]
Aa nigeru mae ni akumu ga yatte kuru (Hayaku iku wa yo!)
Nichijou wo kowasu na yo ore ha futsuu ni namakeru [Sou da]
Mokuhyou to ka ii kara [Aa] dou demo ii kara (Nani itteru no!)
Futsuu ha idai da ze mananda jibun homeyou [Yoku dekimashita]
Makikomareta toki ha sugu ni akiramero [da to omotta yo]
Sanzan na me ni aeba
Ikikata kawaru [Iya demo ne]
Taifuu no chuushin ha
Bukimi ni shizuka da [Arashi no mae ni nanto yara]
Haa kita kore mata [Nn!?] yosou nanameue de [Warui intaanetto ni doku-sarenai]
Haa tameiki gurai tsuku kenri ha aru sa (Saa hajimeru wa!) [Ready, go!!]
Nannimo okosu na yo Kiteretsu nanka iranai [Hitsuyou nai]
Bouken to ka mushi da na desho desho? Mushi da na (I believe you!!)
Jinjou naru mainichi kichou-sugiru na kono jiki [Taisetsu ni ne]
Itsuka ha modoru no ka? Yappa akirameru [Dame da korya]
[Kugugu... Mou gaman-dekin! Warui ga, iwasete morau zo!
Mina ga gyouten-suru you na dekigoto nante na, sou kantan ni korogatteru mono ka!
Tonari no shiba ha aoi! Aosugite, shiawaseppoi tori ga mitsukaranee!
Genjitsu wo miro! Okinai kara kiseki!
Hito no hanashi wo kikee!!]
Aa nande itsumo kikenchi daikouchou
Aa nigeru mae ni akumu ga yatte kuru (Butsubutsu iwanai!)
Nichijou wo kowasu na yo ore ha futsuu ni namakeru [Sou da]
Mokuhyou to ka ii kara [mou] dou demo ii kara (Yoku nai wa yo, Kyon!) [Urusai!!]
Futsuu ha idai da ze mananda jibun homeyou [Yaru jan]
Makikomareta toki ha sugu ni akiramero [Ga, ganbatte!!]
Itsuka modoru no ka? [A, sousousousou] Yappa akiramero [Docchi nanda!?]
[Mou, Asahina-san mo nanka itte yatte kudasai!
Hora, Nagato mo! Gitaa bakkari hiitenaide! Nanika i.e. tte!
Haa... Koizumi, omae ha ii, damattero.]
[...Nagai na.]
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[Hm!? This presence!
[My calm everyday life, no thanks to a certain overwhelming existence, has been thrown into turmoil!!]
Do I have to tell you to cut it out?
It's a futile effort, anyhow
You don't listen to my replies
Don't run around pointlessly [You're going to trip]
More importantly, I want to sleep...
Just leave me alone [Don't fall asleep! It's still the first half!]
With great care, the energy of her knuckles
Summons me right away [All right, hurry!]
Ah! Why is the danger variable always way in the red? [She's about to blow!]
Ah! Before I run away, my nightmare comes for me (We're going now!)
Don't destroy my routine, I'm normally idle [That's right!]
Forget about that objective crap [Yeah], I don't care anyway (What are you saying!?)
Normalcy is awesome! Let's give it up for my learned self [Well done]
The moment you've gotten involved in it, give up right away [...is what I thought]
When I meet her terrible eyes
My entire lifestyle changes [Even though I don't want it to]
The eye of the hurricane
Is eerily quiet [What d'you call it—before the storm]
Haa... This thing that's come again [Hrm!?], as predicted, is willfully dense [She won't be corrupted by the big bad internet]
Haa... I've got the right to at least sigh (C'mon, we're starting!) [Ready, go!]
Don't cause any scenes, I don't need any weird crap [I really don't!]
I'll ignore your adventure, I'll ignore your "right, right!?" (I believe you!!)
My typical everyday, don't overvalue this period [Take care of it, okay?]
Will I go back to it someday? I really will give up [This is hopeless]
[Gggh... Argh, I can't take it anymore! Sorry, but you're going to let me say this!
This "incident" you want that'll amaze everybody!? There's no way it'll fall into your lap so easily!
The grass is greener on the other side! It's way too green, and you won't find some bluebird of happiness!
Face reality! It'd be a miracle since it won't happen!
LISTEN TO WHAT PEOPLE TELL YOU!!]
Ah! Why is the danger variable always way in the red?
Ah! Before I run away, my nightmare comes for me (No complaining!)
Don't destroy my routine, I'm normally idle [That's right!]
Forget about that objective crap, I don't care anyway [anymore] (That's no good, Kyon!) [Shut up!!]
Normalcy is awesome! Let's give it up for my learned self [That's the way!]
The moment you've gotten involved in it, give up right away [H-hang in there!]
Will I go back to it someday? [Ah, yeahyeahyeahyeah] Nope, just give up [WHICH IS IT!?]
[C'mon, Asahina-san, please say something to her, too!
Hey, Nagato, you too! Don't just play the guitar! SAY SOMETHING!
Nngh... Koizumi, you're fine, so shut up. *sigh*]
[...It's pretty long.]
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